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teaberryblue ([personal profile] teaberryblue) wrote2009-06-24 07:45 pm

This is Embarrassing

So, if you’ve noticed, The Yogurt Diaries are on a short term hiatus.

This was an unplanned hiatus.

Why?

Because Sunday morning I felt a little ill. The typical sore throat, tired type thing. Monday, same dealio. I went to work and all, I was just…bleh.

Tuesday…still sick. So I go to the Resident Nurse in our office building and have her check me out. She’s chatting away and then asks me to stick out my tongue.

I do.

“You’re very dehydrated,” she said.

“I can’t be,” I said. “I just drank a twenty-ounce ginger ale.”

“Your tongue is white,” she said. “That’s a sign of dehydration. How much have you had to drink?”

“Well, the ginger ale this morning,” I said (this was at ten AM), “and I went through a pitcher and a half of water last night.”

“Stick out your tongue again,” she said.

I did.

“The only thing I can figure,” she said. “Is that you have thrush.”

“What?” I asked. “I mean, I’ve heard the term but I have no idea what that is.”

“It’s a fungal infection you get in your mouth. Usually only babies get it.”

“How weird! How can you tell if someone has it?” I asked.

“Because their tongue is white. Here, do you want to see?” She offered me a handmirror.

Hell yes, my tongue was white. “Oh my god!” I said. “It is white. How do people get thrush?” I asked.

“Usually only babies get it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an adult with it.” It took her a few tries to come out with the next part, but when she did, she finally asked, “Have you been with anyone…in that…you have had oral sex?”

“Definitely not,” I told her. “Unless I wasn’t informed of it.”

So, yeah. I have a disease that people get from breastfeeding and cunnilingus! Go me.

Yogurt is actually supposed to cure thrush, but since it is the only thing I had eaten consistently for the past week (and some days I will not lie, I had four containers in a single day), I think it is probably a good idea to wait to bring it back in full force.

In the meantime, I want to ask you all a question. I am well more than halfway done with my yogurts, so I would like to decide what else I should do. I would like to move on to a different food, but it has to have these qualifications:

–It must be something that I can reasonably eat once a day without it affecting my health (like, you know, giving me thrush).
–It must be something that I can afford to eat every day for a meal (top cost $3-4 although I would be willing to do something that had a couple outliers for comparison).
–It must be something that comes in several brand names that people can shop for.
–I would prefer that it be vegetarian, but I would be okay with doing something like, say, chicken noodle soup. I just try to avoid eating too much meat. It doesn’t have to be vegan, though, and things like soup broth or gelatin are things I’m more willing to compromise on than say, hot dogs.

So, if you have ideas or recommendations for things I can do next, let me know!

Mirrored from Antagonia.net.

(Anonymous) 2009-06-25 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
granola bars? assuming you can find individually-wrapped ones so you don't have to buy a bazillion boxes for a decent range of reviews.

and feel better! it's not only babies and old people and sexually active people who get thrush -- i think i'm at risk, being diabetic.

[identity profile] torsui.livejournal.com 2009-06-25 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
sorry, that was me. o_O; dunno why it signed me out.

[identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com 2009-06-25 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm granola bars are a good idea but there is that problem with not being able to test the big name brands because they only come in boxes. I meant to put that in my requirements, the idea that they should only come in single servings. I don't know where I can get granola bars in single servings, actually, other than the work vending machine.

[identity profile] smammers.livejournal.com 2009-06-25 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
There are brands like Clif bars that only come individually and are usually found in the health food/"organic" section of the grocery store... but that would still limit your testing because you couldn't do major brands.

[identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com 2009-06-25 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Are those granola bars? I thought they were protein bars or something. I've never eaten those and I am not sure I would want to review them because I have ethically icky feelings about foods that try to position themselves as meal substitutes.