This happened this weekend! We were going hiking an I wanted to wear my old sneakers, which are Sauconies, and not my new sneakers, which were Merrells. I explained to my father that Sauconies are the sneakers with big Ses on the sides.
John: What are you looking for?
Tea (on floor, rummaging through basket): My Sauconies.
John: Your what?
Tea: Sauconies! I can't find my Sauconies!
(John looks confused)
John: What's a Saucony?
(Tea looks irritated)
Tea: It's. A. Sneaker.
John: (Holding up sneakers) You mean like these? Are these them?
(Tea is looking under the sofa)
Tea (looks up at sneakers): Do those LOOK like Sauconies?
John: I don't know what IS a Saucony!"
Mirrored from Antagonia.net.