Men Invade Space

[teaberryblue]

This happens a lot, but most specifically it happened to me on the train last Friday whilst going up to see my parents. It was especially annoying because this guy sat down next to me in one of those “family” seats where they are facing both ways, so I moved across and opposite from him so that we would both have legroom AND armroom– and he proceeded to lounge over the entire three seats of the now-free row he had, effectively cutting off my ability to stretch my legs. MEN INVADE SPACE

Panel 1:
(Tea and a random Man and Woman are sitting in a row.  Man is sitting with his legs and arms well into Tea's and Woman's space)
Tea: What is wrong with this picture?
Man: Ho-de-hum!
Woman: You are pushing me out of the frame.

Panel 2:
(Bus, Train, Plane)
THIS HAPPENS
ON BUSES
ON TRAINS
ON PLANES
ANYWHERE WHERE PEOPLE ARE SEATED IN ROWS.

Panel 3:
(Tea and Larry Craig in a public restroom.  Larry's leg is sticking into Tea's stall)
Tea: US Senators even do it in public restrooms!

Panel 4:
(Tea)
Tea: Seriously, guys, what is up with this?  I have seen a lot of wee-wees.  They do not need all of that space! For real, take a look in the mirror.

LADIES NEED MORE ROOM THAN YOUR BALLS..

 

Mirrored from Antagonia.net.

Comments

[kittehkat.livejournal.com]

True!!!

This is when I use my fat to my advantage.

On plans, no one wants to sit next to The Fat Person, but I really do keep my rolls in check... until a dude starts moving his leg onto MY side, then I'm like, fine, fuck you, and relax, and don't care if my fat spills over to cover a bit of the arm rest. So take that, men!

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

Do you think I could do this with my hair?

[kittehkat.livejournal.com]

As horrific as this sounds... YES.

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

MUHAHAHAHAHA

[cheshire23.livejournal.com]

Yes! I do this too. And I suppose it makes me not just a bitch but a Fat Bitch ohnoez.

And Tea? Excellent comic! <3

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

<3 Thank you!

[henpecked.livejournal.com]

I DO THIS, TOO! The best time to be fat is on public transportation!

Although one time on the subway I was sitting next to the metal divider near the doors and someone was sitting on the other side of the three seat section -- and a lady who easily weighed 350-400 lbs tried to squeeze between us. You should have seen my arms. Everyone looked at me with pity in their eyes. IDK THIS WAS RUSH HOUR, I WASN'T GETTING UP! If you are fat, you know EXACTLY how much space you take up. C'mon.