OH MY GOD! WASHINGTON WAS A...CANNIBAL...A...CHILD-EATER

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zia_narratora (12:38:46 AM): AND THEY ALL HAVE WOODEN TEETH

gildedage (12:39:04 AM): THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH

THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE EVER! SECRET BABY-EATING GEORGE WASHINGTON CULT AND AND AND THEY ALL HAVE WOODEN TEETH.

WITH FLASHBACKS TO GEORGE WASHINGTON EATING BABY FEET.

OK. Back to your regularly-scheduled programming.

BUT WAIT: "The cherry tree represents George Washington's well-documented fondness for the meat...of VIRGINS."