Old white dudes on a train
Dec. 23rd, 2013 05:49 pmSo I am on a train going to my parents for Christmas.
I have massive, incapacitating menstrual cramps at the moment. I’m not proud. Or tired, in the words of the great Arlo Guthrie.
So I took a seat in the row closest to the bathroom, because I literally could not stand to wait for the toilet.
Another younger woman came to wait for the bathroom, and I politely told her that I was waiting.
The man sitting next to me immediately started telling me that if I wanted to use the bathroom, I couldn’t sit down, I had to stand up and wait for it.
(It’s worth noting that he was not only white but very Anglo-white, and based on the phone conversations I overheard, was also straight and kind of a sexist asshole to his teenaged daughter.)
The other woman waiting for the bathroom, on the other hand, got it, without me having to explain myself, and told me as soon as the bathroom was vacated.
The man was still being an asshole on my way in.
Okay, I think, okay, maybe he just doesn’t get it. I explain when I sit down that I’m very swollen and experiencing a lot of inflammation and simply can’t stand up to wait for the bathroom.
So he decided to CONTINUE BITCHING ME OUT and tells me that I have no right to expect people to let me take the bathroom ahead of them.
I told him I didn’t expect them to, but I told the woman ahead. I didn’t demand she let me in ahead, she was very nice to do that, but I really couldn’t stand on line.
He told me that if I couldn’t stand on live, I should wear a sign alerting everyone to my condition.
I told him that was ridiculous and asked him if he expected disabled people to wear signs too.
Cue lecture about how I was an entitled bitch and yes anyone who expects special treatment should wear a sign.
So I sort of told him I was sorry he was suffering from straight white man syndrome.
That was when he called me a hateful feminist.
I am awaiting my prize.
I told him to stop being an asshole and he just started shouting MERRY CHRISTMAS at me repeatedly like it was a swear word.
(Meanwhile, the other poor woman waiting was primarily a French speaker. Guess which one of us was able to communicate almost fluently with her and which one kept demanding she speak English? It's kind of funny because he just got up and she keeps glaring down the car at him.)
Old white dudes on a train
Dec. 23rd, 2013 05:49 pmSo I am on a train going to my parents for Christmas.
I have massive, incapacitating menstrual cramps at the moment. I’m not proud. Or tired, in the words of the great Arlo Guthrie.
So I took a seat in the row closest to the bathroom, because I literally could not stand to wait for the toilet.
Another younger woman came to wait for the bathroom, and I politely told her that I was waiting.
The man sitting next to me immediately started telling me that if I wanted to use the bathroom, I couldn’t sit down, I had to stand up and wait for it.
(It’s worth noting that he was not only white but very Anglo-white, and based on the phone conversations I overheard, was also straight and kind of a sexist asshole to his teenaged daughter.)
The other woman waiting for the bathroom, on the other hand, got it, without me having to explain myself, and told me as soon as the bathroom was vacated.
The man was still being an asshole on my way in.
Okay, I think, okay, maybe he just doesn’t get it. I explain when I sit down that I’m very swollen and experiencing a lot of inflammation and simply can’t stand up to wait for the bathroom.
So he decided to CONTINUE BITCHING ME OUT and tells me that I have no right to expect people to let me take the bathroom ahead of them.
I told him I didn’t expect them to, but I told the woman ahead. I didn’t demand she let me in ahead, she was very nice to do that, but I really couldn’t stand on line.
He told me that if I couldn’t stand on live, I should wear a sign alerting everyone to my condition.
I told him that was ridiculous and asked him if he expected disabled people to wear signs too.
Cue lecture about how I was an entitled bitch and yes anyone who expects special treatment should wear a sign.
So I sort of told him I was sorry he was suffering from straight white man syndrome.
That was when he called me a hateful feminist.
I am awaiting my prize.
I told him to stop being an asshole and he just started shouting MERRY CHRISTMAS at me repeatedly like it was a swear word.
(Meanwhile, the other poor woman waiting was primarily a French speaker. Guess which one of us was able to communicate almost fluently with her and which one kept demanding she speak English? It's kind of funny because he just got up and she keeps glaring down the car at him.)
Why My Dad Will Always Be The Best
Dec. 22nd, 2013 09:39 pmYou get the picture.
( cut for photos )
Why My Dad Will Always Be The Best
Dec. 22nd, 2013 09:39 pmYou get the picture.
( cut for photos )
The True Story of Today
Dec. 21st, 2013 12:00 am( totally cut for length )
OH ALSO. Who is using tumblr these days? I've been using it more lately. I'm teaberryblue over there.
The True Story of Today
Dec. 21st, 2013 12:00 am( totally cut for length )
OH ALSO. Who is using tumblr these days? I've been using it more lately. I'm teaberryblue over there.
Still Alive
Nov. 27th, 2013 04:56 pmStill alive, still ficcing. Still think
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If you like the Avengers at all, go read:
1796 Broadway
Dear Captain America
Spending most of my social time hanging out with
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Cut all my hair off. It's pretty excellent. I did this thing where I shaved my head, drunk, at 12:30 in the morning, alone, without a mirror, and it is oddly one of the best haircuts ever.
Still playing ukulele, getting better at it, music is beautiful, might actually play a set in January. If I do, I'll let you know.
This is a thing that happened:

This is the dream I had last night:
I dreamed I was reading a book about three young wizards at a magic school. Very unlike Harry Potter: it was an ordinary American high school, and every year, the kids organized a Ditch Day that coincided with a specific celestial event. This year, the lunar what's its thing was on Valentine's day. Now, the girl of his trio had a crush on one of the boys. It wasn't a love triangle-- I think the third of the trio was gay and had a boyfriend who was not part of this trio. So she sort of did that teenaged thing of telling the boys "I don't have anything to do for Ditch Day." The object of her affection said he'd come up with a plan for something to do. Meanwhile, her other group of friends were organizing a huge school wide magical prank and asked her to take part, but she turned them down as she wanted to spend time with this boy. That morning, the boy in question sends the other two an email: "I've planned a bike tour of local magical landmarks! Here's the map; I'm starting now! Hope you enjoy it!"
Clearly not understanding that she actually wanted to spend time with him.
Incensed, she gets on her bike and rides off the map, cutting him off on his route. She blows up at him and says something to the effect of "if I wanted to spend my Valentine's Day alone, I would have--"
When the prank is set off and they are rained on by a deluge of tiny rubber ducks.
I did my usual thing of making all the Thanksgiving food ever. That'll happen tomorrow.
Love everybody!
Still Alive
Nov. 27th, 2013 04:56 pmStill alive, still ficcing. Still think
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If you like the Avengers at all, go read:
1796 Broadway
Dear Captain America
Spending most of my social time hanging out with
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Cut all my hair off. It's pretty excellent. I did this thing where I shaved my head, drunk, at 12:30 in the morning, alone, without a mirror, and it is oddly one of the best haircuts ever.
Still playing ukulele, getting better at it, music is beautiful, might actually play a set in January. If I do, I'll let you know.
This is a thing that happened:

This is the dream I had last night:
I dreamed I was reading a book about three young wizards at a magic school. Very unlike Harry Potter: it was an ordinary American high school, and every year, the kids organized a Ditch Day that coincided with a specific celestial event. This year, the lunar what's its thing was on Valentine's day. Now, the girl of his trio had a crush on one of the boys. It wasn't a love triangle-- I think the third of the trio was gay and had a boyfriend who was not part of this trio. So she sort of did that teenaged thing of telling the boys "I don't have anything to do for Ditch Day." The object of her affection said he'd come up with a plan for something to do. Meanwhile, her other group of friends were organizing a huge school wide magical prank and asked her to take part, but she turned them down as she wanted to spend time with this boy. That morning, the boy in question sends the other two an email: "I've planned a bike tour of local magical landmarks! Here's the map; I'm starting now! Hope you enjoy it!"
Clearly not understanding that she actually wanted to spend time with him.
Incensed, she gets on her bike and rides off the map, cutting him off on his route. She blows up at him and says something to the effect of "if I wanted to spend my Valentine's Day alone, I would have--"
When the prank is set off and they are rained on by a deluge of tiny rubber ducks.
I did my usual thing of making all the Thanksgiving food ever. That'll happen tomorrow.
Love everybody!
Lyrics on Ao3
Lyrics on Ao3
Bed stuffed with diamonds
Oct. 10th, 2013 02:26 pmSo I fell into the fic hole. rainy_day is away right now, so there's less to do, so I actually realized maybe I should tell people where I am.
I am currently at Comic-Con. We wrote a chapter of our fic about Captain America being totally overwhelmed at Comic-Con.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/972937/chapters/1973242
Meanwhile, thirteen-year-old Tony Stark accidentally sent himself back in time.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/963943/chapters/1972104
This is so much fun. And then I look at the word counts. Holy geez.
Bed stuffed with diamonds
Oct. 10th, 2013 02:26 pmSo I fell into the fic hole. rainy_day is away right now, so there's less to do, so I actually realized maybe I should tell people where I am.
I am currently at Comic-Con. We wrote a chapter of our fic about Captain America being totally overwhelmed at Comic-Con.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/972937/chapters/1973242
Meanwhile, thirteen-year-old Tony Stark accidentally sent himself back in time.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/963943/chapters/1972104
This is so much fun. And then I look at the word counts. Holy geez.
I am in love with this stupid writing.
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They're both getting a really good reception, or it seems like it at least, since this isn't something I've really done before. 1796 Broadway (and yes, that's a not to 84 Charing Cross Road) seems to be getting an even better reception than DCA is getting, which is pretty neat.
So, that's a thing that is fun.
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I also spent the weekend with
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Gonna go to whiskey tonight, and then tomorrow we get the first episode of Agents of SHIELD, and I am probably going to go watch it on a big screen! So excitement.
<3 <3 <3
I am in love with this stupid writing.
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They're both getting a really good reception, or it seems like it at least, since this isn't something I've really done before. 1796 Broadway (and yes, that's a not to 84 Charing Cross Road) seems to be getting an even better reception than DCA is getting, which is pretty neat.
So, that's a thing that is fun.
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I also spent the weekend with
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Gonna go to whiskey tonight, and then tomorrow we get the first episode of Agents of SHIELD, and I am probably going to go watch it on a big screen! So excitement.
<3 <3 <3
Creative stuff
Sep. 19th, 2013 12:29 pmIt's kind of wild, because I've never done anything like this before, it's up to almost 30k words, and it just keeps writing itself. Details I planted earlier in the story are coming back to haunt the characters as if I planned it, and I totally didn't. I know what happens for the next couple years' worth of letters, at least. It's grown into a fanfic not just about Tony Stark, but also about Polybius (which, if you don't know about it, is one of the greatest hoaxes of all time), and the two somehow mesh perfectly. Alcoholism and fuel cell technology have crossover threads that work perfectly in ways that I couldn't have planned out better if I'd tried.
I don't write like this, usually. This feels a lot more like roleplay than like writing, which is perhaps why I'm being so prolific with it. Usually, I have to plan everything painstakingly, and it still doesn't make a load of sense. This just works, so neatly, and I don't know how that happened. I keep wanting to write so I can find out what happens next.
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Another thing that's happened: I know I've told many of you about my incredibly atypical dreamlife. I have always had dreams that come together like fully-formed narrative stories, that I am rarely a participant in. Over the last year or so, I really haven't had many of those dreams. I've had very normal, mundane, often nonsensical dreams that I think are the kind of dreams most people usually have.
Monday night, I had a dream that was like my old dreams. It took place in a Medievalish fantasy setting, and opened with a lady and her two servants in a coach, returning to her birthplace. She was in disguise, because her own family had been ousted and their lands taken over by a new lord.
The lord welcomed her as a guest, not aware that she was the heir to the family he'd overthrown, and his favorite dog immediately took to her with a lot of affection. The one person who recognized her was his personal guard, who had been her childhood friend. He confronted her in secret and asked why she'd returned, and she told him that it was to find some scrolls that contained part of a magic spell she needed to complete her training as a sorcerer.
The lord, meanwhile, tells her that she's welcome at his house, and may sleep in any bed but the one set aside for the king's visits. He says that there is only one member of his household who has the privilege of sleeping in that bed.
She sneaks into the libraries to search for the scroll she needs, and thinks she's been caught, but her guard friend reveals himself and holds out the scroll she's been looking for-- and confesses that he's been in love with her since childhood. She's not sure what to do with that information. He shrugs it off, and tells her to think about it, and that if his affections are returned, she can find him that night, guarding the most important member of the house.
She goes to dinner with the lord, who feeds his favorite dog under the table throughout the meal. While they are talking, thinks fondly on her memories of the guard. She's not entirely sure what she wants from him, but she decides to find him anyway. When he's not at the door to the lord's bedchamber, she goes on a hunt, until she realizes that the most important member of the house must be the same person permitted to sleep in the room reserved for the king. So, she seeks out that room. It's unguarded, from the outside. She pushes the door open and finds the guard dozing on the floor...and the lord's favorite dog in the bed.
And that is when I woke up! Seriously. On that punchline!
Creative stuff
Sep. 19th, 2013 12:29 pmIt's kind of wild, because I've never done anything like this before, it's up to almost 30k words, and it just keeps writing itself. Details I planted earlier in the story are coming back to haunt the characters as if I planned it, and I totally didn't. I know what happens for the next couple years' worth of letters, at least. It's grown into a fanfic not just about Tony Stark, but also about Polybius (which, if you don't know about it, is one of the greatest hoaxes of all time), and the two somehow mesh perfectly. Alcoholism and fuel cell technology have crossover threads that work perfectly in ways that I couldn't have planned out better if I'd tried.
I don't write like this, usually. This feels a lot more like roleplay than like writing, which is perhaps why I'm being so prolific with it. Usually, I have to plan everything painstakingly, and it still doesn't make a load of sense. This just works, so neatly, and I don't know how that happened. I keep wanting to write so I can find out what happens next.
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Another thing that's happened: I know I've told many of you about my incredibly atypical dreamlife. I have always had dreams that come together like fully-formed narrative stories, that I am rarely a participant in. Over the last year or so, I really haven't had many of those dreams. I've had very normal, mundane, often nonsensical dreams that I think are the kind of dreams most people usually have.
Monday night, I had a dream that was like my old dreams. It took place in a Medievalish fantasy setting, and opened with a lady and her two servants in a coach, returning to her birthplace. She was in disguise, because her own family had been ousted and their lands taken over by a new lord.
The lord welcomed her as a guest, not aware that she was the heir to the family he'd overthrown, and his favorite dog immediately took to her with a lot of affection. The one person who recognized her was his personal guard, who had been her childhood friend. He confronted her in secret and asked why she'd returned, and she told him that it was to find some scrolls that contained part of a magic spell she needed to complete her training as a sorcerer.
The lord, meanwhile, tells her that she's welcome at his house, and may sleep in any bed but the one set aside for the king's visits. He says that there is only one member of his household who has the privilege of sleeping in that bed.
She sneaks into the libraries to search for the scroll she needs, and thinks she's been caught, but her guard friend reveals himself and holds out the scroll she's been looking for-- and confesses that he's been in love with her since childhood. She's not sure what to do with that information. He shrugs it off, and tells her to think about it, and that if his affections are returned, she can find him that night, guarding the most important member of the house.
She goes to dinner with the lord, who feeds his favorite dog under the table throughout the meal. While they are talking, thinks fondly on her memories of the guard. She's not entirely sure what she wants from him, but she decides to find him anyway. When he's not at the door to the lord's bedchamber, she goes on a hunt, until she realizes that the most important member of the house must be the same person permitted to sleep in the room reserved for the king. So, she seeks out that room. It's unguarded, from the outside. She pushes the door open and finds the guard dozing on the floor...and the lord's favorite dog in the bed.
And that is when I woke up! Seriously. On that punchline!