I was walking home from visiting my friend Jo for dinner, which was lovely, when I saw a piece of crumpled paper on the ground outside the playground.

It had inky, scripty handwriting and looked like a letter, so I knelt down and squinted to read it.

It was from someone promising to fulfill someone's sexual fantasies. It actually used the term "sexual fantasies."

I almost picked it up and took it with me, but it was kind of filthy. Not in the sexual fantasy sense but in the covered with NYC street grime sense. Ew.

Embarrassing for the person who lost it Y/N?

What's the worst thing you've ever lost?

I was walking home from visiting my friend Jo for dinner, which was lovely, when I saw a piece of crumpled paper on the ground outside the playground.

It had inky, scripty handwriting and looked like a letter, so I knelt down and squinted to read it.

It was from someone promising to fulfill someone's sexual fantasies. It actually used the term "sexual fantasies."

I almost picked it up and took it with me, but it was kind of filthy. Not in the sexual fantasy sense but in the covered with NYC street grime sense. Ew.

Embarrassing for the person who lost it Y/N?

What's the worst thing you've ever lost?

So, in New York City, it is usually not recommended to touch or pick up things you find on the street.

Because it is New York City. And usually also because you do not have too much use for used condoms.

Anyway, today I went against recommendation because:





Because that is the coolest thing ever.