Harry Potter and the Discreet Package

[teaberryblue]

This is the closest thing to fanfic you'll ever see me write. Very Short.

"Harry, I have something here that I believe your father would have wanted you to have..." There was a meaningful pause. "When you were of age." Dumbledore slid the girlie magazines across the table.


Note: this scene was preceded by 976 pages which become crystal clear at this very moment.

Comments

[haruspexy.livejournal.com]

So the entire sixth book is about Harry's fear of masturbation? I guess that explains why he was too busy to ever open Sirius's present.

[themis.livejournal.com]

See, you'd think he'd take those with him. But apparently he selflessly wanted Harry to have them in case something happened.

Or he wanted Dumbledore to have them first. And I just went to a very scary place...