OH MY GOD! WASHINGTON WAS A...CANNIBAL...A...CHILD-EATER

[teaberryblue]

zia_narratora (12:38:46 AM): AND THEY ALL HAVE WOODEN TEETH

gildedage (12:39:04 AM): THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH

THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE EVER! SECRET BABY-EATING GEORGE WASHINGTON CULT AND AND AND THEY ALL HAVE WOODEN TEETH.

WITH FLASHBACKS TO GEORGE WASHINGTON EATING BABY FEET.

OK. Back to your regularly-scheduled programming.

BUT WAIT: "The cherry tree represents George Washington's well-documented fondness for the meat...of VIRGINS."

Comments

[liret.livejournal.com]

Wow. This is obviously quality tv. It's nice that the truth about our founding fathers is finally getting out.

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

"He first acquired the taste during a long winter at Valley Forge when the British Army cut off supplies...then, when supplies began to arrive, he still would kill a man a day for his meals."

[liret.livejournal.com]

That makes perfect sense historically! This is what the historians try to hide.

[pachakuti.livejournal.com]

Damn! I wish I had watched this!

Speaking of George Washington...

[shorty-drea.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4

My roommates found this last summer - it is by far our favorite video in the world. Though it is on YouTube - this is not some whiny 13 year old or a treadmill dancing band.

Just watch it, i swear....

Re: Speaking of George Washington...

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

HE HAD TWO SETS OF TESTICLES.

That is awesome!

[dragonmagelet.livejournal.com]

Do you know where I can find this gem?

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

It's a Showtime movie, so I don't think i's playing anywhere but on Showtime currently. But hopefully that will change soon!

[dragonmagelet.livejournal.com]

Well, it's already made it partway to YouTube...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO4d0N9CKI4

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

What the hell, YouTube? That's not even an interesting baby-eating part!