House!

[teaberryblue]

HOUSE

My father is totally being a freak and hiding things in weirdass places and seeing how long it takes my mom to find them. Right now, there is a Santa statue on one of the cross-beams in the kitchen. Oh, Daddy, daddy.

Also, the house has an intercom system. This means I totally have been calling my parents on the intercom at every possible opportunity.

Then, stolen from oxymoronassoc because I thought this was fun:

1) Make a list of 10 characters.
2) Assign each character a number.
3) Without telling anyone who's on the list or the character's assigned number, get questions from your flist about what they'd like to know about them. IE: "If 3 and 4 were trapped in a cave together with only a blanket and a toothpick, what would they do?" (The more random the better!)
4) Post the answers and who was who on the list.

1.
2. Radical Edward, Cowboy Bebop. gildedage
3. Mad-Eye Moody, Harry Potter. ninepointfivemm
4.
5. Death, Sandman. ninepointfivemm
6. Mr. Norrell, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, frayedviolets
7. Amanda, Ugly Betty. rhikat
8.
9. Sunny Baudelaire, A Series of Unfortunate Events, liret
10. Audrey Horne, Twin Peaks, dootsie

So ask away!

Comments

[pierrelle.livejournal.com]

Woah, you must feel like you're visiting one of those European castles or something! Fantastic house!

Question: "If #5, #9 and you were shackled (just feet!) in your own house (ehehehe) with a deck of card, a bottle of rum and... an axe, what would you guys be doing?"

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

#5 would be tossing the cards into her upturned top hat and telling cheery stories while pointing out that she really did have a lot of other places where she needed to be...and #9 would bite the rum bottle.

[twowishesleft.livejournal.com]

I am so jealous. Where did you say that was? [/plotting to invade]

In a duel to the finish for the fair #4, who would be victorious: #8 or #5? How long would the betrothal last before it was ended when the winner found #4 doing the nasty with #10?

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

It's in Connectucut!

#5, sadly, wins every duel eventually.

And I don't think there would be a problem there because #5 would take #10 away before it got to that point.

[gildedage.livejournal.com]

dude, that house rocks! sliding barn door! wooden spiral staircase.

question: #2 and #7 have to go to work in an office and share a desk. What does it look like? Would they hire #8 to be their admin assistant?

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

#7 would constantly freak out at the number of fuzzy stuffed animals on #2's side of the desk. #2 would hack #7's computer to sing the Barbie Girl song on repeat forever in retaliation after #7 kidnapped the stuffed animals and mutilated them like she did to the last person she shared a desk with.

#7 would think #8 was EW and grody and where did he get those whiskers? But #2 would probably traumatize #8 with hugs.

[ninepointfivemm.livejournal.com]

If #3 and #10 were discussing the best albums of all time, which would they choose, and why?

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

#3's favorite song (http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/rockwell.htm)

#10 likes smooth, slow jazz like they play on the jukebox on the local diner.

[rattsu.livejournal.com]

If #1 and #3 was going on a roadtrip together and found #5 hitchiking at the side of the road, would they pick him/her up? And if the answer is yes, who would eventually end up being in charge of the radio?

[rattsu.livejournal.com]

And wow... wow that house... ME WANT!

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

#1 considers #5 a coworker of sorts, and would pick #5 up, although #5 would make #1 promise not to try anything. #3 wouldn't pick up hitchhikers because they are out to get you and he would tell #1 stories about the last time someone he knew picked up a hitchhiker and something terrible happened to them.

#5 would totally take over the radio, and magically find all her favorite songs, much to #1's distress.

[crissykitty.livejournal.com]

My rustic charm...let me show you it. Like whoa.

[liret.livejournal.com]

I love your new rural Connecticut-ness!

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

#10 would try to get away with it by acting coy and batting her eyelashes, and #1 would totally let her steal the cookie, but then #10 would discover that she'd accidentally opens a gate to the forces of evil.

[atomicfiction.livejournal.com]

#4 and #6 are both working at a movie theater- which one is more likely to bogart the projector for their own needs/amusement, and what is it that they'd play?

#1 is confronted with the supernatural. How do they react?

#4 goes to bed. What time of day/night is it when they do this?

#8 discovers the furry fandom. Does this upset them or make them happy?

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

Definitely #6, and definitely Melies. Or propaganda disproving the use of magic in modern society.

#1 is waving at the mirror. And smirking.

At sundown. And up before dawn.

#8 tries to use wolfsbane on them.

[dancedarkly.livejournal.com]

I underestimated how interesting this meme could be! #6 - Mr Norrell?

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

Yup!

[atomicfiction.livejournal.com]

#1, #4, #8, #9, and #10 are Batman?

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Actually, Batman isn't on the list at all :-(

[rainy-day.livejournal.com]

I want do move into your parents' house!!

[liret.livejournal.com]

Nine and ten have five minutes to pack for a month-long trip to unknown places. What do they bring?

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

Nine brings a chew toy and a jar of wasabi
Ten brings sixteen pairs of high heeled shoes, a pink angora sweater, red nail polish, curlers, her negligee, and fake ID so she can pose as an FBI agent.

[dootsie.livejournal.com]

I think I know #10, but it's not my character to guess, since I haven't yet asked any questions...

Number One and Number Nine are out to dinner together. What do they have, and what sorts of things would they discuss?

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

You can guess one even if you haven't asked questions for it!

#9 foregoes the restaurant and prepares a gourmet meal herself out of the meager ingredients in #1's pantry, as #1 has little reason to regularly purchase food. The conversation revolves around the true nature of evil, whether people are born bad or become bad because bad things happen to them, and whether bad people can be redeemed. Both wonder if evil is all a question of perspective. #1 attempts to lure #9 to his service, but #9 bites #1's finger instead.

[opaleyes.livejournal.com]

Oh wow! The house is beautiful! :D