Eff(i)ed Up!!!

[teaberryblue]

I have my nails done and am wearing some of my jewelries at work!!!

zia_narratora: (1:54:06 PM) HAPPY HUNGER GAMES
alephz: (1:54:11 PM) YYYYYYYYYY
alephz: (1:54:30 PM) TOO OLD TO GET SELECTED!
alephz: (1:54:35 PM) SUCK IT, THE YOUTH.

Spoilers for the whole damn series:




zia_narratora: (1:54:06 PM) HAPPY HUNGER GAMES
alephz: (1:54:11 PM) YYYYYYYYYY
alephz: (1:54:30 PM) TOO OLD TO GET SELECTED!
alephz: (1:54:35 PM) SUCK IT, THE YOUTH.
zia_narratora: (1:54:37 PM) HAHAHAHAHAHA
_samalander: (1:55:13 PM) YEAH FUCK YOU GUYS
_samalander: (1:55:18 PM) BRB WORKING IN THE MINES FOREVERS
alephz: (1:55:04 PM) I will now reap the benefits while you suffer and die.
_samalander: (1:55:58 PM) ALSO I WILL BET ON YOUR CONTINUED SURVIVAL
_samalander: (1:56:03 PM) AND MAYBE SEND YOU A COOKIE
zia_narratora: (1:56:10 PM) MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR
_samalander: (1:56:26 PM) THEY'RE ALREADY IN MINE
zia_narratora: (1:56:36 PM) WHERE I GET BLACK LUNG
_samalander: (1:56:56 PM) BETTER BLACK LUNG THAN STABBED THROUGH THE LUNG BY A LUNATIC FISHERBOY
zia_narratora: (1:57:51 PM) HAHAHA OMG FINNICK PUT THAT THING DOWN
_samalander: (1:58:06 PM) NO I'M BUSY
_samalander: (1:58:10 PM) MAKING LUNG SKEWERS
_samalander: (1:58:18 PM) ...YOU WANT ONE
_samalander: (1:58:21 PM) I HAVE EXTRA
zia_narratora: (1:58:26 PM) NO FINNICK YOU HAVE TO GO WHORE YOURSELF TO OLD LADIES NOW.
zia_narratora: (1:58:35 PM) ACTUALLY WALTER WOULD LIKE TO WRITE ABOUT YOU IN HIS BOOK.
_samalander: (1:58:47 PM) DO I HAVE TO SHOW HIM MY DOODLE
zia_narratora: (1:58:57 PM) YES
zia_narratora: (1:59:07 PM) WE BOUGHT YOU A MANSION GODDAMN IT.
_samalander: (1:59:18 PM) I KILLED 23 PEOPLE FOR THAT MANSION
_samalander: (1:59:26 PM) I BET YOUR LUNGS ARE DELICIOUS

Mirrored from Antagonia.net.

Comments

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HUNGER GAMES CONSPIRACY THEORY:
FINNICK WAS BORN WITH GILLS AND MUST CONSUME THE LUNGS OF HIS ENEMIES TO MAINTAIN HIS LIFE ON LAND

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

HAYMITCH WAS BORN WITH AN ALLERGY TO WATER AND MUST CONSUME VAST AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL TO MAINTAIN HIS LIFE ON LAND.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

PEETA IS ALLERGIC TO WHEAT GLUTEN. IT'S NOT THAT HE GAVE KATNISS THE BREAD BECAUSE HE LOVED HER, IT'S THAT HE REALLY HATES BREAD.

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

KATNISS IS ALLERGIC TO CATS. SHE DIDN'T VOLUNTEER BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER SISTER, SHE VOLUNTEERED TO GET AWAY FROM THE GODDAMN CAT.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

COIN IS JUST PRESIDENT SNOW IN DRAG

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

...I thought that was true.

[sunnyrea.livejournal.com]

It totally is. You can't spell Coin without And 'o' and an 'n' which are also in Snow.

BAM.