The All-Purpse Dario Argento Movie Synopsis.

As some of you know because you've been getting the up-to-the-minute play-by-play, I've been watching a LOT of Argento lately. Now, understand, I saw three or four of his movies (Suspiria, Inferno, Opera, and Phenomena, at least...maybe a couple others?) in college, but I decided, for some reason known only the the darkest corners of my psyche, that I needed to see more.

Now, for any of you who have never seen an Argento film, or have seen some and are considering seeing one you haven't watched, let me present the ALL-PURPOSE ARGENTO SYNOPSIS.

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The All-Purpse Dario Argento Movie Synopsis.

As some of you know because you've been getting the up-to-the-minute play-by-play, I've been watching a LOT of Argento lately. Now, understand, I saw three or four of his movies (Suspiria, Inferno, Opera, and Phenomena, at least...maybe a couple others?) in college, but I decided, for some reason known only the the darkest corners of my psyche, that I needed to see more.

Now, for any of you who have never seen an Argento film, or have seen some and are considering seeing one you haven't watched, let me present the ALL-PURPOSE ARGENTO SYNOPSIS.

( Simply fill in the blanks: )

The All-Purpse Dario Argento Movie Synopsis.

As some of you know because you've been getting the up-to-the-minute play-by-play, I've been watching a LOT of Argento lately. Now, understand, I saw three or four of his movies (Suspiria, Inferno, Opera, and Phenomena, at least...maybe a couple others?) in college, but I decided, for some reason known only the the darkest corners of my psyche, that I needed to see more.

Now, for any of you who have never seen an Argento film, or have seen some and are considering seeing one you haven't watched, let me present the ALL-PURPOSE ARGENTO SYNOPSIS.

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Yum!

Two food discoveries:

1) Kozy Shack Old Fashioned tapioca pudding tastes better than most ice cream, and a 22 oz container is fifty cents cheaper than a pint of Ben & Jerry's.

2) This isn't so much a discovery as what I've been eating a lot of lately.

One lahvash or burrito wrap with a cup of cooked rice, a handful of lettuce, chopped, some red cabbage and shredded carrots, bacon, and Asian Ginger dressing (the kind they put on salads in Japanese restaurants).

Is yum.

The alternative is lettuce, whatever veggies, bacon, blue cheese or goat cheese crumbles, and Ranch dressing.

Both are really good, really cheap, really quick.