How to shorten Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by 500 pages

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[joannabanana23.livejournal.com]

I was already LMAO at the Craigslist stuff, and then I got to this post and noodles came flying out of my mouth with alarming velocity!

[zia-narratora.livejournal.com]

BoyWhoL1ved80: acci0 pr0nz?

[kiwi-magic.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY random, but speaking of spells, I get to learn Harry Potter spells in Latin every so often! "Expecto" is coming up soon! It means "wait for, await, expect." Yay!!!