OMFG GROSS

May. 13th, 2007 03:38 pm
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I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE BUT I GOT RID OF IT TOO QUICKLY BECAUSE I AM PACKING TO MOVE AND I JUST FOUND

A PURSE FULL OF MAGGOTS

::runs away screaming::

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Date: 2007-05-13 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twowishesleft.livejournal.com
Tea collects roadkill, especially squirrels, and carries them home with her to put in the secret Roadkill Zoo in her closet. It only costs a quarter to get in!

Anyhow, looks like she forgot to move Mr. Nutsy in to his new home. I'm guessing she was distracted by something really cool. Like a dead raccoon.

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Date: 2007-05-14 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikacharma.livejournal.com
A quarter? A quarter?!? Dammit, that hobag charged me five bucks! *huffs*

One question though: since when does NYC roadkill fit in a handbag? Or for that matter, since when does NYC roadkill not burn an acidic and possibly radioactive hole in the bottom of whatever bag anyone tries to put it in?

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Date: 2007-05-14 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twowishesleft.livejournal.com
Since she lets them bleed out. Plus, they've been run over so many times that there's no skeletal structure preventing a nice clean quarter-fold.

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Date: 2007-05-14 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liret.livejournal.com
Real New Yorkers have lead lined handbags. True fact!

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Date: 2007-05-14 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
The other $4.75 was for the sexual favors, silly.

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