NUTSACK

[teaberryblue]

I got back to New York to discover TWO overseas packages waiting for me.

One, from crazy_megan was FULL OF CHOCOLATE. BEAUTIFUL SWEDISH CHOCOLATE.

The other, from seori, was FULL OF LAST YEAR'S CHRISTMAS PRESENT. Which was a kangaroo's nutsack.

No, I'm serious. A kangaroo's nutsack.



Plus a Christmas card from one of her RP characters to one of mine!

I have the best friends ever.

In other news, I got the following email today:


Subject: Hello to my dearest friend.
From: "confidence confidence" <confidence4_44@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Mon, November 26, 2007 2:42 pm
To: info@whois-help.info
Priority: Normal
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Hi dear,
how are you today i hope that every things is ok with you as it is my great
pleassure to contact you in having communication with you, please i wish you will
have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what
happened in future.
i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication
and to know all about each other, and also give you my pictures and details about
me, here is my email (confidence_jj@yahoo.com) i will be waiting to hear from you as
i wish you all the best for your day.
your new friend.
Miss confidence


I think we should all email Miss Confidence and tell her how much we want to be her friend!

Comments

[lextaci.livejournal.com]

O POO! Last week I bought a stack of kangaroo-nutsacks to give out to people I will hopefully manage to meet up with in the US! They are my disturbingly-hilarious-Oz-souvenir of choice!

...and that one is bigger than the ones I bought. I feel disturbingly inadequate.

[zia-narratora.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAH INADEQUATE KANGAROOS.

[dancedarkly.livejournal.com]

Which prompts me to wonder: where IS my kangaroo nutsack? XD

[zia-narratora.livejournal.com]

Attached to your kangaroo?

[dancedarkly.livejournal.com]

Tragically, I have no kangaroo! When I sent a giraffe to Australia, it lost a leg on the way, so I can only presume that the same happened in reverse. Only with the, um, greater part of the kangaroo... EGADS, THE POSTAL SERVICE, IT PRACTISES CASTRATION.

Heh, I actually think it has earrings in it.

[zia-narratora.livejournal.com]

"MY KANGAROO BALLS HAVE PIERCED GOLD HOOPS IN THEM"

[lextaci.livejournal.com]

Giraffe did not lose his leg; only broke it!

The rest of your kangaroo, on the other hand, probably became tasty tasty steak!

[dancedarkly.livejournal.com]

Shhh, don't make excuses for the postal service. You know they're really evil. After all, they confiscate BATH BEANS! ;)

Do you ever actually eat kangaroo steak? XD We get ostrich here as a pretty ordinary alternative to beef.

[sunnyrea.livejournal.com]

I think you are making me to laugh

[zia-narratora.livejournal.com]

Imagine opening up your mail and finding KANGAROO BALLS.

[oseri]

Err, it's a lucky kangaroo nutsack, actually. And you requested it, in a roundabout way.

[zia-narratora.livejournal.com]

I REQUESTED THE REST OF THE KANGAROO AS WELL.

[oseri]

I explained that very clearly AND got you the lucky part!

[zia-narratora.livejournal.com]

I thought Eoin explained it very clearly?

[oseri]

Well, okay, maybe I explained it very clearly using Eoin's words. It amounts to the same thing. Except I'm actually not allowed to take credit for things like this, so I'd appreciate it if this stayed between you, me, and the internet.

[zia-narratora.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone outside of the entire internet. Your secret is safe with us.

[oseri]

This would be comforting, had my mother not just discovered blogging.

[zia-narratora.livejournal.com]

YOUR MOM HAS A BLOG? WHERE?

[oseri]

voyeur only, thus far :P She's perusing med students' blogs for my brother. She might have progressed to producing her own, though, by now.

[zia-narratora.livejournal.com]

I think she needs a blog. That would be awesome. I would troll it.

[oseri]

hah, she still finds sending e-mails taxing. I'll try to get Eoin to start one, you can troll that with my blessing. Unless he finds out what is between you, me, and the internet...