We are the sockpuppet we seek.

[teaberryblue]

My mother made me Barack Obama for Christmas

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[pinkfinity.livejournal.com]

You can love him and squeeze him and call him George have him force George out of the taxpayer-funded housing where he's lived for far, far too long!

[zia-narratora.livejournal.com]

My dad keeps taking him away and making him make Presidential declarations over dinner. Then I steal him back. My best line of the night:

Sockpuppet Barack: Did you all see Saturday Night Live's lampoon of David Patterson?
Dinner guest: No
Sockpuppet Barack: Neither did he!

[fannyanns.livejournal.com]

well said well said! yay!