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So, guys, for those of you who are not in [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_elite, I usually make posts about H_E on filters, but today I'm not because I want this to be public. I have a confession to make. In light of recent wank involving sockpuppets, I need to inform you that I have a sockpuppet in each house.

Yes. Me. A prefect.

Not only have I managed to maintain a sockpuppet in every house, but all of my sockpuppets have managed to hold important community positions at one time or another. I've entered contests as all of them, and I've faked long IM conversations between them all that I've copy-pasted to some of you for "proof" of our existence. I've even run multiple chat agents so that I could be in the same chat room at once on all four different names. I've beta-tested my own contest entries. I've hit on myself in community-wide memes. Heck, I've ever entered Yule Ball contests with myself.

To top it all off, I've even undergone lengthy cosmetic procedures photoshopped elaborate images to make you all think that I am actually four people, when in fact, I am one.

HERE IS THE PROOF, H_E. HERE IT IS:





Yes, that's right. [livejournal.com profile] cacophonesque, [livejournal.com profile] liret, [livejournal.com profile] pikacharma, and your humble narrator, [livejournal.com profile] zia_narratora are all actually one person. Which explains why we are all so awesome.

[livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_elite, every time there is wank, I talk to so many of you, and it just ends up reminding me, in the end, of how cool most of you are-- how lucky I am to know you guys-- all ten of you pretending to be four hundred different people, that is-- and how super our community is. I have met some of my best real life and internet friends through H_E, and that is awesome and amazing. Don't stop the love, kids.
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Date: 2009-01-20 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainy-day.livejournal.com
I KNEW IT. I knew you were all TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
Shut up; you're also secretly me.

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opaleyes.livejournal.com
Holy shit! I have met you after all!

Hee, really, the wank just usually ends up bringing the bonding. ♥

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
It does! And I love you! Everyone has met me; they just don't know it!

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunylucy.livejournal.com
That picture will never get old. BUT NOW IT IS EVEN MORE AWESOME. IT HAS ALL FIVE SORTS IN IT!!

lmao, did you even get the order correct? ie is Destiny the oldest member and Jess the newest and so on?

Er, I mean, OFF MY FLIST, YOU TRAITOROUS FIEND!
Edited Date: 2009-01-20 05:04 am (UTC)

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
Sadly, Pika was sorted first, I think. But we get an A for effort!

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazy-megan.livejournal.com
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES

SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
All my personalities love you back!

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiralstairs.livejournal.com
Start of post: Oh for fuck's sake.

End of post: Oh for fuck's sake XD

Love ya! :D

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
I LOVE YOU TOO. I could have used the pic with you in it, but you are not there anymore! Sadface.

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tomecatti.livejournal.com
I'm not a member of H_E, but I cracked the fuck up at this.

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:22 am (UTC)

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nialyind.livejournal.com
OMG WTF NOOOO!!! So... that time I met Destiny... I guess I'm not surprised. Okay, I admit it. I'm just jealous because I'm so obviously Ravenclaw that my attempts at sockpuppetry failed and I was DOOMED to hang out with the mouth-breathing Wikipedia editors. SADFACE.

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
Do you have fifteen sockpuppets all in Ravenclaw? I bet you correct your own Wikipedia edits to make it look more real!

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liret.livejournal.com
It feels good to finally get this out in the open.

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
Were you suprised to find out you were actually me?

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] finchburg.livejournal.com
A most excellent reaction to the recent events!

<3

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
Well, I am still butthurt about that one squib vote I got on my one fake application that one time, but I will leave that rest for another day.

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arielchan.livejournal.com
'struth.

Next me an Melsy will be confessing that all of the Gryffinpops are in fact various incarnations of us. XD And also that we are siblings. ourloveissoepicandforbidden


Also this means I've made out with you. Just sayin.

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
Of course you have! It was sexytimes.

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pachakuti.livejournal.com
I know literally next to NOTHING about Harry Potter and I still giggled insanely at the idea of you having like four laptops open, frantically trying to remember which personality you are right now...

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
The sad truth is that I totally did this once in an RPG, a long long time ago.

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thaliontholwen.livejournal.com
A++ would lol again!

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
Yes, but on which account?!

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] butterbuns.livejournal.com
I FAIL so bad. I thought you were serious till I got to the picture, and was like "Ech...I could see it" haha

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Date: 2009-01-20 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
I am serious! This is eleventy percent true!

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Date: 2009-01-20 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skirmish-of-wit.livejournal.com
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU FOUR WERE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

ALTHOUGH I WISH YOU HAD MADE PIKA'S JOURNAL LESS PAINFUL

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Date: 2009-01-20 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikacharma.livejournal.com
HEY WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

It was all about keeping up the RUSE, okay?!

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Date: 2009-01-20 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thalialunacy.livejournal.com
WHATEVER, ALL THAT HOTNESS COULD NOT BE CONTAINED IN ONE PERSON.

Also, this entry is awesome.

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Date: 2009-01-20 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
The hotness is totally pastede on.

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Date: 2009-01-20 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gildedage.livejournal.com
Wow. That be crazy. Such a cute picture! You have really good photoshop skills which I admire.

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Date: 2009-01-20 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
Thank you! Next I will make you riding a magical pony dog.

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Date: 2009-01-20 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mel06.livejournal.com
Whee! I wanna be a sock.

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Date: 2009-01-20 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikacharma.livejournal.com
Maybe you ARE and we just don't know it.

Or maybe you're our sock, and you just don't know it!

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Date: 2009-01-20 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mybabyangel.livejournal.com
ME AND MY EIGHT OTHER PERSONAS THINK YOU ARE AMAZING.

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Date: 2009-01-20 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daydreamweaver.livejournal.com
ROTFLMGDAO. A winner is you.

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Date: 2009-01-20 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
And you, and you, and you!

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Date: 2009-01-20 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttfacemakani.livejournal.com
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

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Date: 2009-01-20 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE YOU ARE ALSO ME.

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Date: 2009-01-20 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/
BUT I AM DESTINY. SHE IS SUCH A SLUT, BEING BOTH OF OUR SUPER SEKRIT PERSONALITIES!

*edits wikipedia*

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Date: 2009-01-20 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
WTF. CITATION NEEDED. THIS ARTICLE IS A STUB.

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Date: 2009-01-20 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coldwriter.livejournal.com
AHA! I KNEW IT JUST LIKE I KNEW DUMBLEDORE WAS GAY ALL ALONG!

~CT

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Date: 2009-01-20 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zia-narratora.livejournal.com
Did you know Grindelwald was Dumbledore's sock?

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Date: 2009-01-20 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erinm-4600.livejournal.com
I love you. :)

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Date: 2009-01-20 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kandigurl.livejournal.com
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Date: 2009-01-20 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kissableme.livejournal.com
I'd like to say I knew it all along, but color me shocked!!! Who knew that much awesome could be ONE person???
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