THE LEGEND OF JESS AND TEA'S EXCITING ADVENTURE.

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Today, liret and I went to MORESCA for their annual summer open house! AND WHAT AN ADVENTURE IT WAS.

	First, we went to The Ancient World to ask for directions because we were lost.
	We inquired for directions with the Muses.
	Then, Jess accidentally broke a priceless statue.
	She desperately tried to fix it, but alas, we could not. SO WE RAN.
	WE RAN TO THIS PLACE.
	WHERE WE HAD TO LACE OURSELVES UP TIGHTER THAN ELIZABETH SWANN.
	MORE LACIN'
	THEN, WE GOT TO PRANCE AROUND
	BEIN FAIRIES.
	BACK
	Then, Jess got corrupted by the hootchie-cootchie girls.
	And I got corrupted by...Portia?
	JESS IS A HOUSE TRAITOR. LOOK AT HER SPORTIN' GRYFFINDOR COLORS.
	Then I got corrupted by Juliet.
	SEE BACK
	Jess fulfilled her lifelong ambition of becoming a harpist!
	Then, in a sad turn, we went to the grocery story, where we met Milton, a dead piggie.
	I went on a search to find all of his random body parts.
	So we could purchase them
	And conceive of a plot to piece him back together, wait for lighting AND BRING HIM BACK FROM THE DEAD.
	POOR MILTON! FEEL HIS PAIN. THIS IS HIS SKIN! HIS SKIN! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR SKIN WERE WRAPPED UP AND REFRIGERATED?
	I show Jess where to put Milton's kidney.
	The lovely Countess Jess lounges on the veranda.
	UNTIL AN EVIL PISKIE COMES TO PUT A SPELL ON HER
	And corrupt the very essence of her mortal soul!
	The piskie gives her one chance to redeem herself!
	WHICH IS BY DANCING THE HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE DANCE.
	REBUFFED, THE PISKIE LEAVES
	TO PLOT REVENGE
	But then, they repair their friendship!
	And Countess Jess has the curse lifted!
	And the piskie shows her the gate to Narnia
	Where they live happily ever after
	WITH DEAD PRANCER.