The Beastly Birthday

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Some of you, I am certain, like to have fun on your birthdays (or in this case, the day before your birthday). If that is the case, I would encourage you to go to a more cheerful website, such as this one, or, perhaps, to a site featuring fluffy kitties and now and then bunnies, such as this. Under no uncertain circumstances, and especially if you are liret, should you ever look beneath the cut, for that way lies doom and destruction and you will be very, very sorry. After having seen the contents of this lj-cut, I could not sleep for weeks due to the morose and moribund nightmares.