How to shorten Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by 500 pages

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[liret.livejournal.com]

Harry is definitely not going to save the world if this is the best he can do. L.V.'s add is much more tempting.

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

He should have had Hermione write it, really.

[liret.livejournal.com]

Yes. I think we all know what would happen if the final showdown between good and evil was a battle of verbal skills.

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

Harry: HEY! DOESN'T CAPSLOCK COUNT FOR ANYTHING?

[liret.livejournal.com]

Voldemort: Your capslock of rage . . . can not stand . . . against my dark ellipsis. . . .

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

Hermione: Quiver in fear at the massive girth of my vocabulary, bitches!