How to shorten Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by 500 pages

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[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

Haha thanks. I wrote LV's first, I think that's why it's funnier. That and because he probably had his Craigslist-trolling minion write it.

I think liret said up above, if it were up to these ads, Voldy would so get the locket.

[liret.livejournal.com]

That's just because the dark side can offer untold wealth and power and sparing your life, while the forces of good can just offer moral superiority. That really isn't so useful.