Men Invade Space

[teaberryblue]

This happens a lot, but most specifically it happened to me on the train last Friday whilst going up to see my parents. It was especially annoying because this guy sat down next to me in one of those “family” seats where they are facing both ways, so I moved across and opposite from him so that we would both have legroom AND armroom– and he proceeded to lounge over the entire three seats of the now-free row he had, effectively cutting off my ability to stretch my legs. MEN INVADE SPACE

Panel 1:
(Tea and a random Man and Woman are sitting in a row.  Man is sitting with his legs and arms well into Tea's and Woman's space)
Tea: What is wrong with this picture?
Man: Ho-de-hum!
Woman: You are pushing me out of the frame.

Panel 2:
(Bus, Train, Plane)
THIS HAPPENS
ON BUSES
ON TRAINS
ON PLANES
ANYWHERE WHERE PEOPLE ARE SEATED IN ROWS.

Panel 3:
(Tea and Larry Craig in a public restroom.  Larry's leg is sticking into Tea's stall)
Tea: US Senators even do it in public restrooms!

Panel 4:
(Tea)
Tea: Seriously, guys, what is up with this?  I have seen a lot of wee-wees.  They do not need all of that space! For real, take a look in the mirror.

LADIES NEED MORE ROOM THAN YOUR BALLS..

 

Mirrored from Antagonia.net.

Comments

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if I'm not on such a crowded train, I do this. But sadly commuter rail to my parents' house is usually packed like sardines. And male sardines apparently have huge imaginary balls.

[tigrkittn.livejournal.com]

Ah yes,NYC commuter rail!! I'm originally from Croton-on-Hudson, so I'm quite familiar with that phenomenon!

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

Are you really?! My childhood best friend is from Croton-on-Hudson! I am not sure how old you are, but did you ever know the Reillys? Paul, Erin, or Aileen? They went to St. Patrick's for elementary school and moved to Colorado in 1995.

Oh! I just checked your profile and you are much older than us! But if you lived there in the 80s-90s you might have known them anyway?! Their parents are Patty and Paul?

[tigrkittn.livejournal.com]

I moved away after high school, so your friends and I wouldn't have crossed paths. It's cool to run into someone who knows my tiny town though! Sometimes I read CrotonBlog just to giggle at the police blotter and the fact that nothing has changed- nothing happens there. It's such an awesome place.

[teaberryblue.livejournal.com]

Yes! I have so many great memories from there.